oh man...i nv knew small kids were actually sooo adorable until i went to the childcare center to help out....oh man...they would come and hug u and stuff and then show their cute little innocent faces. well i have learnt the perfect language to talk to small kids...no words involved..jus say "yish bish jeesh" and they laugh non stop and the next thing u know a hoard of them come rushing to you and chase u ard the center. man...i miss those small kids..it was realli a fun experience.

okay...saw this article on life....realli hilarious.here goes.." i know there has been a lot of talk to speak good english and since english like Rooney's littany of curses, is an evolving language. i will make it a fun learning experience for you"

remb there are only 26 letters in the alphabet, last letterZ. rarely u would use it so if it pops up twice..it is realli sth impt and truly special.

1) zidane

a "Zidane" means an object that is old and yet shows so much sign of lifeit becomes new again. its like the 5 day old bread u are supposed to throw away but, mixed with strawberry jam. its delicious. the origin of this word is french.

usage: "this Zidane is so useful i cannot flush it down the toilet yet"

now my inspiration stroke me so i came out with a few new words myself.

1) cisse

a "cisse" refers to an action. like breaking of a leg twice in a year. and both legs to be precise. and at important times of the year..maybe like before world cup for a soccer player. also like the above..the word is of french origin

usage: i can believe i have cissed during the car accident.

2) ronaldo

a "ronaldo" has many meanings...in brazilian's language it simply either means soccer prodigy or big flab of fat doodling. in portuguese, it means a bloody traitor or a cry baby.

brazilian usage: i have a ronaldo on my stomach..man..how the hell do i get it off!!!

portugese usage: stupid guy, he is a freaking ronaldo...sold me out to alex ferguson./ dun be such a ronaldo...cry cry cry and cry...all u know is to cry.


till then...i can only think of 2 words..shall try to expand some more....