haha...i received this extremely email frm my fren and here..i decided to share..in the middle of hard muggnig for my common test!!


NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE >Element : WOMEN
>Symbol : WO+ >
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.
>Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.
*PHYSICAL PROPERTIES* >1. Boils at room temperature
>2. Freezes without any known reason. >3. Melts if given special treatment.
>4. Bitter, if incorrectly used. >5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.

*CHEMICAL PROPERTIES*
>1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
>2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
>3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by that.
>4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.


*COMMON USES*
>1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
>2. Can be great aid to relaxation.

*TESTS* >1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
>2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.

*POTENTIAL HAZARD*
>Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other. *!!

WARNING !!* PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS. ABOVE PROPERTIES ARE SHOWN BY ALL THE WOMEN OF THE WORLD